Post by Anwaar on Sept 15, 2006 12:59:52 GMT 4
We, The Men
Warning: The following satire contains information of graphic nature. Please proceed with caution.
by Anwaar Hussain
We, the Men of planet earth join together in this Universal Declaration against Our common enemy, You , the Women of this same planet. Be informed.
We the Men proudly declare that violating You in every imaginable way is THE ONLY, hear this, THE ONLY cause that binds Us in a universal brotherhood cutting right across racial, religious, national and ethnic boundaries. This fact, We celebrate.
We the Men declare that We will continue to rape You, mutilate You, disfigure You by acid burning, sell You into lives of slavery and prostitution, kill You in the wombs at Your conception, or for Our honor later in Your adulthood. This undertaking, We promise.
We the Men declare that We will continue to use systematic rape as a weapon of war that has already left millions of You traumatized, forcibly impregnated, or infected with HIV. From this aim, We shall not flinch.
We the Men declare that We will continue to obliterate You in every way that We can. Our past successes in this are indicated by the fact that at least 200 million of You are now ‘missing’ world wide due to our forcing prenatal sex selection, infanticide or neglect on You. In this fact, We exult.
We the Men declare that You are born for Our pleasure and not the other way round. We will, therefore, continue to inflict genital mutilation on You as We have already done on an estimated 130 million of You, adding about 2 million more of You each year to this mutilated assemblage. Of this, You must take heed.
We the Men declare that We will carry on forcing You into prostitution and buying and selling You like cattle for that purpose. Our accomplishment in that is shown by the reality that We traffic an estimated 640,000 of You per average year across international borders. We are aware that some of You are mere children but that does not absolve You from the crime of being You. Of Our this solemn intent, be warned.
We the Men declare that, despite the fact that You are also Our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives and lovers, We will continue to rape You at every opportunity that We get. There are regions in the world where Our brethren really make Us proud. In South Africa, for example, We rape one of You every 20 seconds. We merrily acknowledge that only one in 35 of You timid creatures reports it to the authorities. Though it takes away Our rightful credit, We are reluctantly grateful. Continue the practice, We encourage You.
We the Men declare that We will raise our flagging efforts in some other regions of the world. We used to rape one of You every 2 minutes somewhere in America in the last decade of the previous century. To Our embarrassment, it has now come down to one every two and a half minutes. We shall rise again, We assure You.
We the Men declare that Our joy knows no bounds when We hear that our brethren in India molest one of You every 26 minutes, rape one of You every 34 minutes, sexually harass one of You every 42 minutes, kidnap one of You every 43 minutes and kill one of You every 93 minutes. And those are just the cases that are reported. If the true extent is ever reported, We, the Men shall forever walk tall. This injustice, We bemoan.
We the Men declare that We will recapture our past glories, the glories so aptly summed up by Anna Diamantopoulou, the European Commissioner for Employment and Social Affairs in her closing address of an international conference on "violence against women: zero tolerance" in the year 2000. She said: "Globally, men's violence against women causes more deaths and disability among females aged 15-44 than cancer, malaria, traffic accidents or war" Back then, like Your representative said, We raped 683,00 of You every year, which equaled 56,916 per month; 1,871 per day, 78 per hour; and 1.3 per minute. Those were the days. That We will get back there, if not to higher summits, is a somber pledge We make to You.
We the Men declare that We shall continue to eliminate Your safe havens. We shall make Your homes the most dangerous places for You to take refuge in. Already some heartening data is pouring in. In Ireland in 1998, for example, over half of all of You murdered were killed by their partners or husbands. Likewise, one in every two of You in South Asia faces violence in her home. We shall further improve upon this, We promise. We will ensure that You have nowhere left to hide in. This, We guarantee.
Finally and most profoundly, We the Men declare Our eternal gratitude to countries like Pakistan that has current laws that help Us achieve all Our targets against You in a most accommodating manner. It is in such countries that You have to produce four 'pious' witnesses who have witnessed the act from close quarters to prove that We did rape You. Despite the fact that in Punjab, one of the four provinces of Pakistan, We rape one of You every six hours and gang-rape one of You every four days, only 321 rape cases were reported to the police last year. We gleefully note that in the case of Your inability to prove Your charge of rape on one of Us, under the current laws, it is You who is punished in Your own rape. This fact is borne out by hundreds of You languishing in Pakistani jails for the crime of Your own rape. We bow in appreciation to the law makers of such countries. Three cheers O exalted ones.
This, then, is the joint Universal Declaration of Us Men of planet earth against You Women of this same planet.
Let us weep together.
Copyrights : Anwaar Hussain
email : eagleeye@emirates.net.ae
Note : The article may be circulated/published freely with a link to the forum here.
Sources ;
1. www.unfpa.org/swp/2005/presskit/factsheets/facts_vaw.htm
2. www.oxfam.org.uk/what_we_do/issues/gender/bp66_evaw.htm
3. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/3.coe/04.en_coe.htm
4. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/1.ec/ec-en/05.ec_en.htm
5. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/3.coe/04.en_coe.htm
6. www.swc-cfc.gc.ca/dates/dec6/facts_e.html
7. www.rainn.org/statistics/index.html
Warning: The following satire contains information of graphic nature. Please proceed with caution.
by Anwaar Hussain
We, the Men of planet earth join together in this Universal Declaration against Our common enemy, You , the Women of this same planet. Be informed.
We the Men proudly declare that violating You in every imaginable way is THE ONLY, hear this, THE ONLY cause that binds Us in a universal brotherhood cutting right across racial, religious, national and ethnic boundaries. This fact, We celebrate.
We the Men declare that We will continue to rape You, mutilate You, disfigure You by acid burning, sell You into lives of slavery and prostitution, kill You in the wombs at Your conception, or for Our honor later in Your adulthood. This undertaking, We promise.
We the Men declare that We will continue to use systematic rape as a weapon of war that has already left millions of You traumatized, forcibly impregnated, or infected with HIV. From this aim, We shall not flinch.
We the Men declare that We will continue to obliterate You in every way that We can. Our past successes in this are indicated by the fact that at least 200 million of You are now ‘missing’ world wide due to our forcing prenatal sex selection, infanticide or neglect on You. In this fact, We exult.
We the Men declare that You are born for Our pleasure and not the other way round. We will, therefore, continue to inflict genital mutilation on You as We have already done on an estimated 130 million of You, adding about 2 million more of You each year to this mutilated assemblage. Of this, You must take heed.
We the Men declare that We will carry on forcing You into prostitution and buying and selling You like cattle for that purpose. Our accomplishment in that is shown by the reality that We traffic an estimated 640,000 of You per average year across international borders. We are aware that some of You are mere children but that does not absolve You from the crime of being You. Of Our this solemn intent, be warned.
We the Men declare that, despite the fact that You are also Our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives and lovers, We will continue to rape You at every opportunity that We get. There are regions in the world where Our brethren really make Us proud. In South Africa, for example, We rape one of You every 20 seconds. We merrily acknowledge that only one in 35 of You timid creatures reports it to the authorities. Though it takes away Our rightful credit, We are reluctantly grateful. Continue the practice, We encourage You.
We the Men declare that We will raise our flagging efforts in some other regions of the world. We used to rape one of You every 2 minutes somewhere in America in the last decade of the previous century. To Our embarrassment, it has now come down to one every two and a half minutes. We shall rise again, We assure You.
We the Men declare that Our joy knows no bounds when We hear that our brethren in India molest one of You every 26 minutes, rape one of You every 34 minutes, sexually harass one of You every 42 minutes, kidnap one of You every 43 minutes and kill one of You every 93 minutes. And those are just the cases that are reported. If the true extent is ever reported, We, the Men shall forever walk tall. This injustice, We bemoan.
We the Men declare that We will recapture our past glories, the glories so aptly summed up by Anna Diamantopoulou, the European Commissioner for Employment and Social Affairs in her closing address of an international conference on "violence against women: zero tolerance" in the year 2000. She said: "Globally, men's violence against women causes more deaths and disability among females aged 15-44 than cancer, malaria, traffic accidents or war" Back then, like Your representative said, We raped 683,00 of You every year, which equaled 56,916 per month; 1,871 per day, 78 per hour; and 1.3 per minute. Those were the days. That We will get back there, if not to higher summits, is a somber pledge We make to You.
We the Men declare that We shall continue to eliminate Your safe havens. We shall make Your homes the most dangerous places for You to take refuge in. Already some heartening data is pouring in. In Ireland in 1998, for example, over half of all of You murdered were killed by their partners or husbands. Likewise, one in every two of You in South Asia faces violence in her home. We shall further improve upon this, We promise. We will ensure that You have nowhere left to hide in. This, We guarantee.
Finally and most profoundly, We the Men declare Our eternal gratitude to countries like Pakistan that has current laws that help Us achieve all Our targets against You in a most accommodating manner. It is in such countries that You have to produce four 'pious' witnesses who have witnessed the act from close quarters to prove that We did rape You. Despite the fact that in Punjab, one of the four provinces of Pakistan, We rape one of You every six hours and gang-rape one of You every four days, only 321 rape cases were reported to the police last year. We gleefully note that in the case of Your inability to prove Your charge of rape on one of Us, under the current laws, it is You who is punished in Your own rape. This fact is borne out by hundreds of You languishing in Pakistani jails for the crime of Your own rape. We bow in appreciation to the law makers of such countries. Three cheers O exalted ones.
This, then, is the joint Universal Declaration of Us Men of planet earth against You Women of this same planet.
Let us weep together.
Copyrights : Anwaar Hussain
email : eagleeye@emirates.net.ae
Note : The article may be circulated/published freely with a link to the forum here.
Sources ;
1. www.unfpa.org/swp/2005/presskit/factsheets/facts_vaw.htm
2. www.oxfam.org.uk/what_we_do/issues/gender/bp66_evaw.htm
3. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/3.coe/04.en_coe.htm
4. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/1.ec/ec-en/05.ec_en.htm
5. www.eurowrc.org/13.institutions/3.coe/04.en_coe.htm
6. www.swc-cfc.gc.ca/dates/dec6/facts_e.html
7. www.rainn.org/statistics/index.html